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    February 18, 2019

    ARK: Survival Evolved - PSA

    PSA

    Posted: 18 Feb 2019 03:50 AM PST

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    Posted: 18 Feb 2019 01:39 AM PST

    Me and my friend finally managed to steal. A wyvern egg after 80 levels. (our first time playing ark) and both it's parents were level 186. Went to drop it on the fire to hatch. Accidentally ate it.

    Posted: 18 Feb 2019 12:40 AM PST

    Just thought I'd share

    submitted by /u/MemeLordHood
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    Every single time

    Posted: 18 Feb 2019 04:45 AM PST

    My beautiful level 240 pteranodon, bootylicious, died and now I have nothing to live for

    Posted: 17 Feb 2019 03:36 PM PST

    When you breed sabertooth and megaloceros

    Posted: 17 Feb 2019 11:03 PM PST

    WOOOOO LAST DAY

    Posted: 18 Feb 2019 06:05 AM PST

    Bum bum bum...

    Posted: 18 Feb 2019 07:58 AM PST

    Cotton Gigandy

    Posted: 17 Feb 2019 09:52 PM PST

    Me and my dilo walking back to base after gathering stone

    Posted: 17 Feb 2019 02:21 PM PST

    The true god, in order to not be destroyed by the beelzebufo, you must hold a conversation with him...

    Posted: 18 Feb 2019 05:50 AM PST

    It’s time to stop...

    Posted: 17 Feb 2019 11:25 AM PST

    The official server rules [Story]

    Posted: 18 Feb 2019 04:29 AM PST

    This is one of the funniest raids I've ever had by far.

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    So I'm on official server. Solo. because I'm friendless... So I go with the usual build small and not trigger the alpha tribe. Things go well and I was at the point where I decide to raid for profit instead of farming cause it's more fun.

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    After a bit of scouting, I found a juicy 5x5 metal/stone base with no turrets and a fabricator and 2 fridges sticking out. I check the decay timer and the tribe was online so I returned to my base to gather some supplies. Returning to the base, I wait around for a few minutes, hoping to see the tribe members come out so I can tranq them and proceed on my merry way.

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    10 minutes later, a guy I will call "John" for simplicity, opened the gates with an anky and soon went back into the base to take an argy out, probably getting ready for a metal run. He left his door open so I got a glimpse inside the base and he when he went out with the argy, I managed to dart him and now he's lying on the floor. And here's where the fun begins...

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    John starts yelling in mic :"WHY DID YOU KNOCK ME OUT!?"

    I replied :"Ur being raided hehe. Should probably close your door next time." as I hurried to scavenge his smithy.

    John shouts :"YOU CAN'T RAID ME!"

    I chuckle and reply :"ha...errr why not?"

    John replies in a 'strict' manner :"THERE ARE RULES HERE!"

    I laughed and replied :"This is an official server, the only rule is to not cheat using aimbot or mesh." At this point I almost got all the things I needed and I'm just crafting some bullets and c4."

    John replied :"NO, THE RULES SAY YOU CANNOT ATTACK SOMEONE WHO IS NOT AS POWERFUL AS YOU."

    I replied :"Again, official doesn't have rules not related to cheating. And even if it is true, you have more stuff than me." I was living in a 2x1 metal base with the bare minimums

    John replies :"YOU HAVE A GUN!"

    I reply :"So do you? I mean you aren't using it so..."

    John replies :"YOUR'S IS BETTER THAN MINE" Even though we both have prim longnecks, only that I have a shotgun too in case of needing to kill dinos.

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    Our friend john then wakes up whilst I'm making bullets and picks me up with his argy.

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    John screams in excitement :"Haha, you're dead you noob player." But as any ark player would know, grapples save everything so I grapple off his argy.

    John then screams in surprise :"YOU HACKER! YOU GOT OUT OF MY BIRD!" As he gets bola'ed and tranq'ed once again

    I could've probably left now as I'm satisfied with my loot but I decided to toy around with this kid more.

    I replied :"Grappling hooks can get you off flyers."

    John was super happy as he chanted :"Your ganna get banned your ganna get banned you hacker, see what happens when you don't follow rules?"

    I then replied :" Ok, where can i find these rules that you say?"

    John replied :"You're ganna get banned anyway, no need to know"

    I replied :"I would like to know so i won't offend them again."

    John then typed in global chat :"SOMEONE BROKE THE RULES! He's ganna get baaaaannnnnned woop woop"

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    At this point I'm laughing like hell and im constantly feeding narcos. Oh but the fun isn't done yet...

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    I said :"Nice argy you have there, mind if I shot it?"

    John yelled :"NO! IF YOU SHOOT IT YOU ARE BREAKING MORE RULES!1!!1!!"

    I shot it once.

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    John screamed extremely loudly :"STOP OR I WILL REPORT YOU!"

    He then typed in global chat :"HELP SOMEONE IS BREAKING THE RULES AT MY HOUSE! THIS STUPID PLAYER IS KILLING MY DINOS! SOMEONE HELP OR I WILL REPORT ALL OF YOU."

    The alpha tribe then asked :"Where is your base? We'll come to help"

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    After many encounters with alpha tribes I KNOW they're coming to wipe him. I gave him his last dose of narcotic and stocked up my ptera with whatever I could. As I was leaving, oh boy 260 wyvern is here, TIME TO GO!

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    I went back to my base and along the way this happened in global chat

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    John :"HEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING! YOUR BREAKING THE RULES!"

    "STOP THAT I'M REPORTING YOU YOU STUPID RAIDER!"

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    Of course he was being wiped and soon after, "John has left the server"

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    And that was the last that we heard of John the rebel of official server rules

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    Oh that was nice

    Posted: 18 Feb 2019 05:41 AM PST

    I found a quetzal on my bird and I've been following it around but since my bird loses stamina a lot I have to rest it for a while so I landed it and I saw an alpha carno fighting with raptors i went off and tried to kill the carno but then my bird went face first into the things arse and died

    submitted by /u/sometastybread
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    Happy Ending to the Event. Character Deleted on transfer.

    Posted: 17 Feb 2019 10:38 PM PST

    Dumbles Golden Shower!

    Posted: 17 Feb 2019 08:24 PM PST

    Ending V-Day Event on a High Note

    Posted: 18 Feb 2019 07:08 AM PST

    First ever attempt at breeding gave me twin boys.

    Posted: 17 Feb 2019 12:26 PM PST

    Ladies and gentlemen I bring to you my latest Dinoseum Video. In todays video we see if an Ankylo can take on a Tek Stego. Come see for yourself if the Ankylo has what it takes to be the victor!

    Posted: 18 Feb 2019 10:07 AM PST

    My wayverns just matured and I’m just seeking advice how to use them to the maximum of potential.

    Posted: 18 Feb 2019 09:55 AM PST

    They're both poison and the poison Is hard to control and the turn radius on the dragons are horrific. What should I pump stat wise? I'd love all the tips i could possibly get! Thanks in advance!

    Edit: Wyverns*

    submitted by /u/twisby11
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    My hoard of angler butt fucking an alpha squid

    Posted: 18 Feb 2019 09:45 AM PST
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