ARK: Survival Evolved - Mom: What the Horse doing? Me: You wouldn‘t get it. |
- Mom: What the Horse doing? Me: You wouldn‘t get it.
- Good morning my fellow Ark friends…..
- This is what my daughter did with Ark. heh. Love the creativity and a great way to keep in touch 1500 miles away.
- Marker drawing of Yuty, my favourite Dino
- Alpha Carnotaurus colored
- Stay humble
- why does ark keep crashing
- More images and angles of my A-Base (dont mind all the creatures in the way)
- I have an Army and a Hulk
- I’m going in
- Just got my first tek stego, and thought it looked cool
- Best PvP tame in the game?
- Buddy and I are recording our sessions to use in a channel we're working on that focuses on games that allow co-op. Hours of gameplay to try and salvage a few minutes of funny moments. Sharing with all you fine players in hopes you might like it, so I have the motivation to keep doing it.
- Island boss
- My Kentro army that I took to fight the Megapithocus. I did it for entertainment value for my stream viewers, the experiment ended horribly!
- Is ARK 2 Real? When will it come out?
- These are my main Dino’s on day 50 of my first world
- People after buying Scorched Earth
- Trying the Caverns of Lost Hope. Am I doing it wrong? Details in comments
- Kaprosuchus song
| Mom: What the Horse doing? Me: You wouldn‘t get it. Posted: 01 Oct 2021 12:31 AM PDT
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| Good morning my fellow Ark friends….. Posted: 01 Oct 2021 02:57 AM PDT
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| Posted: 01 Oct 2021 04:06 AM PDT
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| Marker drawing of Yuty, my favourite Dino Posted: 30 Sep 2021 06:07 PM PDT
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| Posted: 01 Oct 2021 05:57 AM PDT
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| Posted: 30 Sep 2021 12:14 PM PDT
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| Posted: 30 Sep 2021 10:28 PM PDT
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| More images and angles of my A-Base (dont mind all the creatures in the way) Posted: 01 Oct 2021 04:07 AM PDT
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| Posted: 01 Oct 2021 03:53 AM PDT
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| Posted: 30 Sep 2021 10:02 AM PDT
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| Just got my first tek stego, and thought it looked cool Posted: 30 Sep 2021 06:59 PM PDT
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| Posted: 30 Sep 2021 11:12 PM PDT | ||
| Posted: 30 Sep 2021 06:18 PM PDT
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| Posted: 01 Oct 2021 05:51 AM PDT Can someone tell me if my 19 rex with 30k hp and 1k mele and 50 armor sadle can defeat Island monkey and dragon? For spider i got megatherium with 40k hp, 800 mele and 60 armor sadle. [link] [comments]  | ||
| Posted: 30 Sep 2021 11:00 PM PDT | ||
| Is ARK 2 Real? When will it come out? Posted: 01 Oct 2021 08:56 AM PDT | ||
| These are my main Dino’s on day 50 of my first world Posted: 30 Sep 2021 07:13 PM PDT
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| People after buying Scorched Earth Posted: 30 Sep 2021 09:05 PM PDT
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| Trying the Caverns of Lost Hope. Am I doing it wrong? Details in comments Posted: 30 Sep 2021 05:35 PM PDT | ||
| Posted: 01 Oct 2021 06:45 AM PDT I thought it would be fun to rewrite the Shia LeBouf song and make it about our favorite flying ark animal: Kaprosuchus You're walking along the river There's no one around and your inventory is full Out of the corner of your eye you spot it Kaprosuchus It's following you, about 30 feet back It gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint It's gaining on you Kaprosuchus You're looking for your boat but you're all turned around It's almost upon you now And you can see there's blood on its face My God, there's blood everywhere! Running for you life (from Kaprosuchus) Its's brandishing a knife (it's Kaprosuchus) Lurking in the shadows Swamp wood superstar Kaprosuchus Living in the swamp (Kaprosuchus) Killing for sport (Kaprosuchus) Eating all the bodies Actual cannibal Kaprosuchus Now it's dark, and you seem to have lost it But you're hopelessly lost yourself Stranded with a murderer You creep silently through the redwoods Aha! In the distance A small cottage with a light on Hope! You move stealthily toward it But your leg! Ah! It's caught in a bear trap! Gnawing off your leg (quiet, quiet) Limping to the cottage (quiet, quiet) Now you're on the doorstep Sitting inside Kaprosuchus Sharpening an axe (Kaprosuchus) But it doesn't hear you enter (Kaprosuchus) You're sneaking up behind now Strangling superstar Kaprosuchus Fighting for your life with Kaprosuchus Wrestling a knife from Kaprosuchus Stab it in the kidney Safe at last from Kaprosuchus You limp into the dark woods Blood oozing from your stump leg You've beaten Kaprosuchus Wait! He isn't dead! Its jaw is to your head and death in its eyes But you can do jiu-jitsu Body slam superstar Kaprosuchus Legendary fight with Kaprosuchus Normal Tuesday night for Kaprosuchus You try to swing an axe at Kaprosuchus But blood is draining fast from your stump leg It's dodging every swipe, parries to the left You counter to the right, you catch it in the neck You're chopping off its head now You have just decapitated Kaprosuchus Its head topples to the forest floor, expressionless You fall to your knees and catch your breath You're finally safe from Kaprosuchus * Thylacoleo pounce * [link] [comments]  |
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