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    ARK: Survival Evolved Daily Community Thread - Weekend Free Talk!

    ARK: Survival Evolved Daily Community Thread - Weekend Free Talk!


    Daily Community Thread - Weekend Free Talk!

    Posted: 20 Mar 2020 06:11 AM PDT

    Hello friends! Welcome to your Weekend Free Talk megathread!

    Talk about whatever you'd like! Your comments need not be related to ARK. Talk about your favorite music, talk about underrated movies, talk about whatever you like (within the community rules)! We will still be enforcing community rules regarding user conduct (reddiquette/civility/witchhunting) and server/tribe listings in this thread.


    You can find the full Daily Community Thread schedule here.

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    Left the door open

    Posted: 20 Mar 2020 03:16 AM PDT

    Social Distancing Guide

    Posted: 20 Mar 2020 10:35 AM PDT

    Stupid redwoods "big fish" story

    Posted: 20 Mar 2020 07:04 AM PDT

    Man sees bear
    Views bear
    Wants bear
    Man hurts bear
    Bear hurts man
    Man runs

    Bear chases man
    Man runs through trap
    Bear runs up ramp into trap
    Cannot escape
    Man is pleased

    Man tranquilizes bear
    Over and over, so many shots
    Breaks gun, repairs gun
    Dart shooting so boring
    Finally bear drops to floor

    Man gets prime, drugs
    Man feeds prime
    Man feeds drugs
    Bear dreams
    "I'll be a pet not a slave," he says
    Man dreams
    "I'll name him Fozzie," he says

    La la la dreaming continues
    Oh so slowly he sees his new life
    Man is bored
    Man crafts saddle
    Man returns and is ready
    To ride Fozzie to glory

    Terror bird hungry
    Terror bird runs up ramp
    Terror bird eats bear
    Man intervenes
    Too slow
    Well shit

    THE END

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    Is Windows 10 ARK slower to getting updates than Xbox?

    Posted: 20 Mar 2020 10:48 AM PDT

    ARK recieved an update last night, and Windows 10 ARK hasn't gotten it yet. This is unlisting all of my servers not allowing me to play. Sorry if this isn't directly related to ARK, just wanna know if this is a problem on my end or Microsoft's.

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    Are they ever going to do a TLC for humans?

    Posted: 19 Mar 2020 05:11 PM PDT

    Realistic player characters and some in depth customization options like in Monster Hunter would be nice...this game is 5 years old now and the human models and animations still look like placeholders.

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    HOW TO EASILY BREED MEGACHELON: Genesis Giant Turtle (2020)

    Posted: 20 Mar 2020 08:45 AM PDT

    Lunar bases OP?

    Posted: 20 Mar 2020 10:51 AM PDT

    A lunar base with tek turrets is nearly impossible to soak because the low gravity in the biome makes every soaker get knockback when hit with a tek turret. Can't use trikes to soak teks because one shot will send them flying back. So how do we get around this?

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    Accidentally overwrote character

    Posted: 20 Mar 2020 12:09 PM PDT

    Long story short, I created a new character and my old one is still in game unconscious. This is on our own personal server using ASM, so I have full access to admin and files, is there any way to become him again, or am I just stuck on my new character with no mission progress?

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    How to make kibble?

    Posted: 20 Mar 2020 11:56 AM PDT

    Ok, I know you need dino eggs to make them. How do you make kibble? Do the eggs need to be fertile? I'm new to making kibble so bear with me please.

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    LFM NA or AUS Timezone for Smalltribes Genesis

    Posted: 20 Mar 2020 11:06 AM PDT

    Hello everyone,

    I'm looking for 2 new tribemembers for genesis. We are not the alpha but we are in the "ally".

    Have a nice spots, Lots of turrets and some dezent dinos.

    Write me if you are interessted. G4G4MEL#3653

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    Solo Alpha Dragon Guide

    Posted: 20 Mar 2020 10:27 AM PDT

    Windows 10 while using Xbox game controller whistling non stop

    Posted: 20 Mar 2020 08:31 AM PDT

    Anybody else experience this? It makes the game almost unplayable with sound on.

    I prefer using a Xbox controller and about every 4-5 seconds I will whistle. Seems to be when I'm near an owner dinosaur.

    Works fine while I'm using keyboard and mouse though.

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    Microsoft Play Anywhere: Servers not showing up

    Posted: 20 Mar 2020 07:16 AM PDT

    I logged onto Ark today and no servers are showing up under Official and Unofficial lists. I've restarted my computer, router, and reinstalled the game and I'm still having the same issue.

    Anyone experiencing the same thing or know how to fix it?

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    Optimal settings for raising Rex's 100% imprinted singleplayer

    Posted: 20 Mar 2020 02:47 AM PDT

    I finally got the ascendant rex saddle blue print to make some saddles, now I just need to raise my army to fight my first boss. Problem, I don't know what baby mature speed, cuddle interval and other baby related settings to change in order to get a 100% imprinted rex. I also don't want to take more than an hour per rex so anyone know good settings that work.

    (I tried copying syntac's server settings but the rex grew way too fast and said like 19 min til cuddle)

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    Genesis Microbes School Fish

    Posted: 19 Mar 2020 08:29 PM PDT

    The school of Microbes fish is bugged. They "follow" you for a few feet and won't follow you after the second or third aggro. I can't tame the turtles because of it.

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    Ccan you still knockout tame a Ferox??

    Posted: 20 Mar 2020 05:42 AM PDT

    Tried this yesterday on a private server; didn't work. Put 5 tr. darts from an acendant longneck in one and it didn't go down. Tried clubbing another one for several minutes; wouldn't go down either ..

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    Rex stats for gamma brood?

    Posted: 19 Mar 2020 05:48 PM PDT

    ok so I've been breeding Rexes recently and I now have them at 16k HP and 600 melee before leveling or imprinting. I also have a Rex saddle blueprint with 40 armor. So if I pumped HP to 25k or so and the rest into melee, would that be enough to take on gamma broodmother? (20 of those rexes)

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    Does anyone know if you can still get ice titan breath-meshed in the center crouch bear cave?

    Posted: 19 Mar 2020 09:16 PM PDT

    Its the only good cave left in this server, but im also concerned about the reason why is it not taken... is it still better than living on the redwood cliffs?

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    Help!

    Posted: 19 Mar 2020 07:22 PM PDT

    Hi guys, I just got into the game and have been playing in a non dedicated server with my fiance as the admin. People keep joining and summoning a ton of high level/massive dinos and making our game crash. Is there a way to either turn off commands so people can't do that or just restrict people from entering the game that aren't me or my fiance? Btw we're playing on the switch

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    WC disabled teleporting wild dinos?

    Posted: 19 Mar 2020 03:35 PM PDT

    Looked at the patch notes and saw no mention that teleporting wild dinos had been disabled. I wish they would put stuff like this to a vote instead of just sneaking it in.

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    Windows 10

    Posted: 19 Mar 2020 07:24 PM PDT

    Just got ark for windows 10 about 2 days ago and I'm unsure of how to update? On Xbox it's usually updating by itself

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